Saturday, September 26, 2015

Jasmine, Yaya and Akira - not the manga

It´s time to put the kids to sleep and make sure the girlfriend or wife is busy watching some estrogen heavy sitcom because here´s another part of my SUBZERO edition of casting the Justice League of America movie.

Today´s first candidate is for the Black Canary but since I have already covered her secret origin at length in this post her part is rather short.

Which is a blessing because the part with Akira Lane ( and the video section ) which was originally part of an all asian post is rather long. But I think my decision to put women with different looks in the posts was the right one so let´s get right on without the usual comic related intro :

Krista Santoro as Black Canary ( Dinah Lance )

Krista Santoro a.k.a. Carmen Rossi is a canadian fitness / adult model ( our second canadian is Jenny Poussin ) and she was born on November the 29th in 1985. Her measurements are 36DD ( 34E cupsize ) - 24 - 36.

This is a no - brainer. Krista is hot, she´s blonde and the first thing I thought when I saw the pictures of her in fishnets was : Black Canary.

No, really. She looks perfect for the role of kick - ass martial arts specialist Dinah Lance who even became the JLA chairwoman for a time.

What a great ass in the shot and it even looks like she´s screaming.

And you know that Black Canary is a screamer and not a moaner. I guess that´s what Ollie really means when talking about her " canary cry ".

Black Canary has always been the designated " whack - off material " for the male readers, why else have her dress look like a hooker outfit ?

I mean the new costume doesn´t have the complete prostitute look that her Silver Age dress had but they kept the leather jacket and fishnets.

In Germany she was even translated as BLITZSCHWALBE which sounds almost like BORDSTEINSCHWALBE which is german slang for a hooker.  

I looked for more info about her but there´s not much on the internet and most websites are repeating the same stuff or not safe to post. The only one I can link is the CARMEN ROSSI WIKI which has some useful data.

Kari Wuhrer as Gypsy ( Cynthia Reynolds )  

I wanted to include another of my favorite sci fi sexbombs in the Justice League cast after Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock in the Hollywood edition.

Kari was put on the cast of SLIDERS as the boner guarantee for the male audience and they got more than their money´s worth in the Wild West episode where she´s almost spilling out of her snug saloon girl corsage.

Kari could also use her musical talent in the role - Kari had started singing in nightclubs as a teenager and signed a record deal with Rick Rubin who released her debut album Shiny in 1999. Kari wrote most of the songs on the album herself and played the guitar and the flute on several tracks.

As for her sexy stripper moves I´m not sure if she had any formal dance training. Maybe she´s just a natural. Anyway, Kari got some mad skills.

She also was in HOT BLOODED, a really bad movie that doesn`t even have full frontal nudity. Nevertheless it´s one of my favorite movies with Kari because she looks really hot in this one. You get to see a lot of cleavage and boobs and in the first sex scene on the bed you can see her sexy ass.

And because one scene where she´s at a gas station and pulls down her leather top to make the desk clerck horny. She´s really pulling it in all directions so you get to see her full boobs. I have no evidence but I swear I can see some nipple. I bet Kari had to do this scene a hundred times as the crew was sabotaging all takes just to see her boobs again and again.

" Sorry, Kari. The sound was off. And could you push your boobs together a bit more when you pull down your top ? No, you almost don´t see it. "

In any case, I had this scene on a video tape on a loop and I must have heard the words " This material just doesn´t breathe ! " a hundred times.

Like I said there is no full frontal nudity in this cineastic masterpiece but you get a bit of sideboob in a scene that was heavily cut on german tv.

They cut parts from when she´s using a whip to get into the mood and pours hot wax on his body. They also cut some parts from where she´s on top of him which I didn´t know until I found the movie on the internet.

Damn you, german tv for keeping Kari Wuhrer´s sideboob away from me !

Coming back to the Justice League movie casting she already played a sexy gypsy in the Stephen King movie THINNER so who am I to argue ?

Another bonus is that Kari has already gone full frontal in previous movies so nude scenes or scenes where she wears a bikini should be no problem.

So far I haven´t done a solo post on Kari Wuhrer - although I mentioned the Wild West episode of SLIDERS before - and as far as Gypsy goes you can look for previous posts of the Justice League casting for my thoughts on her. She will be mentioned in the upcoming DEATH IN COMICS - THE DEATH OF MISTER MIRACLE post and in any posts about the Detroit League. IF I ever manage to get my hands on some of those issues.

Akira Lane as Dr. Light ( Kimiyo Hoshi )

The female version of Doctor Light was introduced in the classic CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS and she never got much screen time in the JLA.

There´s also not much to add about this character since the Hollywood edition, she was included so I could cast ultrahot asians like Akira Lane.

With so many asian sexbombs to choose from I went with flexible Akira Lane because she got an ass that won´t quit. This girl is better than viagra and if it´s not over after five hours please consult your Doctor !

Akira Lane is an extraordinarily beautiful young lady born to a Hawaiian father and Japanese mother who  grew up in Japan, attending American schools on the islands of Okinawa, before moving to the United States at the age of eighteen where she became the lead cheerleader at her school.

First settling in Norfolk, Virginia, where she attended Old Dominion University, Miss Lane ( a stage name she adopted in 2002 ) moved west to San Diego after spending spring break there and falling in love with the West Coast climate. She attended San Diego State University for two years, earning a B.A. in International Business, and went to work " selling financial plans to cheesy automobile dealerships and repossessing cars ".

Tiring of this line of work, she moved again, this time to Orange County, where she went to work in the hi - tech computer industry. Interestingly enough, her career began later in 2000 when - on a dare and slightly intoxicated by Tequila - she posed for a male friend who posted the pics to an online forum. Thank you mysterious guy we all are indebted to you..

Since then, she began modeling, eventually springing into the spotlight with the 2002 issues of the adult magazines Playboy ( June ) and Sexual Prime ( December ). Things snowballed from there, and today she not only has her own website, she also has appeared in numerous magazines, several films, and makes appearances all over the country to meet her growing legion of devoted fans. She even does personalized photo shoots.

Miss Lane would like to one day settle down, marry and have a family, though her career has priority until that happens. Despite her growing fame and popularity, she remains one of the sweetest and most accessible models in the industry today, and always takes time to personally answer her fan mail. Her passions in life are " music, love and, of course, MEN ! "

Trivia : Television work includes roles in such Playboy shows as Hip Hop Honeys, Naughty Amateur, 7 Lives Xposed, Weekend Flash, Sexy Urban Legend and Coed Carwash as well as appearances on 5th Wheel and the Canadian show Ed the Sock Show. Miss Lane has been featured in the 2003 Women of the East calendar for the month of March, the 2003 Erebuni calendar, and the July 2002 edition of Playboy magazine. Was named Miss Web Model for 2001, and won the Glamour Elite Site Award for 2001 and was the second runner - up as Model of the Year for 2002.

Hobbies include photography, gourmet cooking, rollerblading, kickboxing, karakoke, body surfing and aerobics. She also enjoys dancing ( Hip Hop, Salsa, Japanese Folklore and Hula ), sports ( especially golf ) and playing music ( piano & flute ). Okay, to get this straight : she´s a megahot asian model with a body that makes pornstars envious who cooks, does Hula Dance AND she´s an expert at blowing the flute ? This girl is too much.

So there are a lot of good reasons why Akira Lane gets the role of Dr. Light in this edition but I guess Today I´d probably just cast Yaya  Han.

Man, there´s just gotta be a way how I can have them both in the cast. I´d even bend the rules a bit and have Yaya as the Outsiders´ Katana.

We begin Today´s video section with another hot asian sexbomb I would have liked to include in my Justice League movie casting : Jasmine Mai. You may remember that the picture below was part of the NOT MY BIG YAYA HAN SPOTLIGHT POST - YET post which intrigued a few readers.

I always try to post something that ties in to the topic but I couldn´t find any of Today´s candidates Krista Santoro, Kari Wuhrer or Akira Lane - at least not any in good quality. As I said, the part with Akira Lane was part of an all asian post which I scrapped because after making various theme oriented posts I would have ended up with at least two all blondes posts.

So I put my asian Justice Leaguers into different posts to keep things a bit more balanced and not so boring. Also with my fixation on talented oral orientals I have to be careful these posts turn into porn - which is one of the reasons I still have not been able to finish The Big Yaya Han Post.

Okay, enough exposition, all efforts to find any good videos of the other candidates failed so I put the videos from that original post here since I already had more than enough videos on the other posts where I put the asian babes. The video section may be a bit hasian heavy but it can´t be helped. And I´m not complaining - I get to put these videos in a post. 

Our first videos are from import model Jasmine Mai at the EXXXOTICA NEW YORK in 2008. I wished it was in one part ( I´m counting this as one video ) but I´m just glad there is anything good with her on YouTube.

Our next video does at least take place somewhere comic related so maybe you have met Jasmine Mai at the 2009 NEW YORK COMIC CON.

I also wanted to include some videos of Jasmine Mai in action ( get your mind out of the gutter ) so here is one from a photoshoot in a blue bikini.

And finally, the piece de resistance, Jasmine in her white cowgirl outfit. It may be just my fetish for almond eyes speaking but she freaking hot.

I put a lot of Yaya Han on the post so I feel obligated to include some vids with her especially since I have no idea when her solo post will go up.

These are videos I may have posted before but they are my two favorite videos with Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume. They are both high quality so you can watch them in full screen mode which I recommend since you may risk missing the best parts - Yaya Han´s " twitching " - otherwise.

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Anonymous said...

Your link for Yaya 'twitching' doesn't seem to work. Which is a shame because <3 Yaya. Care to fix it?

SUBZERO said...

Looks like it can´t be fixed. The links I used seem to be only temporary and then vanish. I could re - up the link but it would just disappear again. Sorry.

Maybe you can find another way to download the video from YouTube.

Anonymous said...

Well which link was it, just out of curiosity? The first or the second?

SUBZERO said...

Well, kind of both. There is this website where you can download videos from YouTube so I thought I could include the links I used in the post. The only problem is that those links are generated only temporarily and if you try to use them 10 seconds later they don´t work anymore. All you get is a blank page.

If I had known that before I could have saved myself a lot of trouble because I included this in over a dozen posts and had to take them out again.

But if you want to download the Yaya Han videos write me an e-mail and I´ll send you the website url. My e-mail address is in the " View my complete profile section ".

Anonymous said...

Hah, no rush or need. I'm just looking forward to that megapost of her ;)