Today Monique Sluyter celebrates her 49th birthday, a candidate from my JLA casting series, whom I cast as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Soecdial edition. She was the main reasons to watch TUTTI FRUTTI.
Originally I had posted this in my Ernie Chan tribute post but that got longer and longer so I decided to cut this and give it a post of it´s own.
So far I have always linked to my post about italian soccer mega MILF Simona Ventura but lately I have added so many new GIFs to the post that it takes forever to load. So here is the new post I will be linking to.
Now for the benefit of new readers who might have missed this I should probably explain what TUTTI FRUTTI was. There was a show called COLPO GROSSO from Italy with some dancers dressed as certain fruits who would dance to a special song and when the last refrain said " chin chin " they popped their tops and the candidates had to bet ( before they opened their tops ) if they had stickers of fruits on one of their breasts or not.
If they had fruits - or rather stickers with fruits - on them the candidates would win points and if they had enough of them they could get the Euro Girls ( which sounds much sluttier now as the official european currency is the Euro ), the women who presented the european nations to strip.
Who could get the most women the most naked was the winner and the points they would score were called country points or Länderpunkte, a word that has become a household expression in Germany. It´s not unusual to hear german tv viewers say : Well, we´re not going to see any Länderpunkte in this movie. Anyway, the show was done to promote the Ecu, the new currency for a United Europe ( no, that really didn´t work out that well ) but the important part was getting to see girls strip.
Although the men always couldn´t remember which girl represented which country and just picked a country at random so often the hottest looking girls never got their turn. Like my favorite, the sexbomb in the middle.
Not only does she have a well rounded butt, legs like you wouldn´t believe and perfectly shaped torpedoes that not only are the right size but also those bikini tan lines that drive me crazy. And on top of that she looks like the porn version of Princess Stephanie of Monaco who tried her luck as a pop star and whom every red blooded male lusted after around that time.
So since she was my favorite she was not on the Euro Girl´s roster very often and even when she was that didn´t mean she was picked. Which for me was worse then when she was not on the show because if she was not there they couldn´t pick her but if she was there and just wasn´t picked I was cursing like crazy. Anyway, since I first posted this I found a website with a lot of material about TUTTI FRUTTI ( and to which I cannot link because most of the stuff is NSFW ) including some of the names of the Euro Girls but as it couldn´t be any other way her name is not listed.
The show was adapted by various countries and it was called AY QUE CALOR in Spain and TUTTI FRUTTI in Germany. In Germany it was the show nobody watched ( or at least admitted watching ) but everybody saw.
When it was first shown in the 80s I was doing my military service in Munich and in my room there was cable tv - unlike at home. So every Sunday afternoon I took the ICE to Munich, bought some american comics at the station, went to the barracks, showered, shaved and watched TUTTI FRUTTI before going to sleep. And I always made sure to catch the beginning, I didn´t want to miss the big breasted hottie from the intro.
In Germany the show was hosted by Hugo Egon Balder, Tiziana and Monique Sluyter, who may be responsible for my fixation on Power Girl.
I mean it must have been around the same time when I read Bart Sear´s version of Power Girl in the pages of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE and when I saw Monique Sluyter´s impersonation of Marilyn Monroe on TUTTI FRUTTI .
And since seeing is believing here is the full length video of it :
In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s version of Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boob you can find the original art for the 17 page story from All - Star Comics 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s gigantic breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is really important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.
Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.
When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of JUSTICE LEAGUE by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on DEFENDERS. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the waiting time in a more adult way.
What can I say ? I was doing my military service in Munich at that time which meant I had a lot of free time on my hands, a room for myself, a vivid imagination and there were practically no women around save those I saw on tv or in comics. So naturally the idea of Animal Man using some kind of pheromones for a threeway with Power Girl piqued my interest.
Speaking about the best Power Girl of all times in Justice League Europe, in the BREAKDOWNS storyline Power
Girl´s famous coconut bra costume was introduced and I just want to say that I have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with
the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge
40D oppai all coconut shells look small ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
But back to birthday babe extraordinaire Monique Sluyter, she´s dutch and I have to say I liked her more than Tiziana who always played the goofy part. Not that Monique couldn´t be goofy but she always did it with charme and tongue in cheek humor. It also helped that she is totally hot.
Monique also always had problems with the german pronunciation - although her accent drives men crazy. Wir würfelen mit den Würfelen.
There is a video of a 20 year reunion at RTL but since that has a really bad quality here is one where Monique is transformed into Anita Ekberg.
Since I´m trying to make the Ernie Chan tribute post shorter I have brought all the birthdays of Today to this post. First is Julian McMahon who turns 44 and who started his career in Danii Minogue´s music video This Is It, then tangled with Jessica Alba as Doctor Doom but his greatest claim to fame is that he got his pawns on sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ) as The Source of all Evil on Charmed.
Strangely enough another candidate from my Justice League movie casting series also has her birthday Today, none other than Maria Grazia Cucinotta who turns 48. I selected the italian sexbomb with the big 39D ( !!! ) bombs as Big Barda in the very first post of the Hollywood version .
In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.
She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !
All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch
Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.
For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn mocvie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .
Like I said, originally I casted Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because then I could cast italian 37C sexbomb Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the role of Wonder Woman to european 90s porn superstar Sarah Loiuse Young .
Because this post was about a game show for adults here´s a feature from The Howard Stern Show I would incorporate in mine if I did one.
I can´t believe that with all the posts about Leslie Easterbrook, Becky Mullen and Elizabeth Berkley I wrote in advance I didn´t manage to put a new Didem Kinali video in any of them. Thankfully there are more high quality videos of her now on YouTube then when I posted the first one.
Since there is no cartoon video that fits the post Lisa´s pole dance is the next best thing. You can see how long ago TUTTI FRUTTI was because they never used stripper poles in the show. That just wasn´t a thing.
Last but not least here is a video I found too risky to post it on hasian Francine Dee´s birthday since I mentioned it in a FLASH FRIDAY post.
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